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Apr. 29th, 2015 10:57 amSo I'm going to possibly-overshare some medical stuff for the benefit of other people, possibly you, because they are problems ranging from simple to complicated but for which there are some fairly easy solutions that it took me -- in some cases -- decades to find out about. Maybe I can save you some time here!

This post could be summarized as: Why, Even Though I've Been Thinking For Years About Maybe Going to Medical School, I'm Now More Interested in Becoming a Nurse Practitioner. In any case, I am not a medical professional so this is all just me sharing my experience with no guarantee that any of it will work for, or be relevant to you, even if you happen to have some of the same issues. It's a little like the GPL.
- Hypertrophic or keloid scars can be drastically reduced in size -- even years after the scars formed -- by what's basically massage (though kind of a painful form of it) from a trained practitioner (including but not limited to some physical therapists). This applies to scars from surgery, and possibly other kinds.
What doctors said about it: you can get surgery to reduce scars but the surgery, of course, causes more scarring so really, what's the point? Also, something about radiation therapy. But no mention of manual work.
Who actually helped: a physical therapist, to whom I was referred by a nurse practitioner. - If you have occasional sporadic trouble inhaling, and have ruled out asthma, it may be something called "self-limiting dyspnea". At least for me, this is pretty clearly due to learned behavior related to CPTSD (a detailed explanation). The good news is, that at least for me, three sessions of behavioral therapy pretty much reversed what literally amounts to 30 years of breathing the wrong way (where "wrong" is defined here as a way that doesn't give me enough oxygen), as well as a problem with nasal breathing that I'd previously thought was due to allergies and/or permanent swelling from allergies.
What doctors said about it: maybe it's asthma? Or maybe it's nothing? Who knows, really; or, we'll do some sinus surgery [which, to be fair, helped somewhat, but maybe they should have asked about the behavioral stuff first] and then shoot radio waves at your turbinates and that won't really work.
Who actually helped: a speech therapist, to whom I was referred by (to be fair) a doctor, but only after having 4 or 5 other doctors brush me off. - Pelvic pain can mimic a constant UTI, even if you don't notice pain at times when you're not trying to pee, and not noticing pain may also be a CPTSD issue, as well as the underlying pain itself. Physical therapy can help with this a surprising amount.
What doctors said about it: here, try these meds. They don't work, oh? How about these ones instead. Well, those don't work either? There doesn't seem to be anything mechanically wrong with you, so that's a dilly of a pickle.
Who actually helped: same physical therapist as with #1. - IBS has many causes (and is related to the previous point in some cases), but one cause is subsequent to a bacterial infection. (I had giardia. In Portland, not after going camping or anything like that. I'm going to just blame the city and their lack of willingness to put anything in the water.) This can go on for years and years and years. At least for some people, including me, a one-week course of antibiotics can fix it completely (except for lasting lactose intolerance, which may be genetic but may have been caused by messed-up gut flora, who knows?)
What doctors said about it: You have Crohn's Disease! [a month later, after getting a second opinion] Oh, wait, you don't have Crohn's at all, whoops. It's "just IBS", so, reduce stress in your life, because that's easy to do? Or how about let's do another colonoscopy and find nothing. Or... hmm, we could do this lactulose breath test, but it has a lot of false positives. Well, you're positive, but we'll wait 3 months to call you back and tell you that, and anyway, maybe it's a false positive, but you can try these antibiotics anyway if you want. Oh, they worked? Cool.
Who actually helped: a doctor. So to be fair, they're helpful occasionally, but this was literally the 4th gastroenterologist I saw. - Hypothyroidism is massively underdiagnosed because even now, labs' "normal" ranges for thyroid tests are determined from a population including many people with undiagnosed thyroid issues.
What doctors said about it: "Your thyroid is normal" [while declining to state numbers, and I didn't know to ask]. "Lose weight." (never mind that, even if intentional weight loss was desirable, a nonfunctioning thyroid takes that from "probably impossible" into "definitely impossible" territory.)
Who actually helped: also a doctor, to be fair, but only after having to be very pushy about asking for an antithyroid antibody test (not all hypothyroidism is autoimmune, but in the cases where it is, the antibody test has no false positives to speak of, AFAIK). Also, myself by pushing every doctor I've seen since then to prescribe me enough meds to keep my TSH below 1 (and resisting the gaslighting some doctors do about how I'll get hyperthyroid -- something I've never experienced in my life -- or how I'll get heart problems -- which even if that happens in years, I'd rather be able to stay awake for 8 hours at a stretch now). - If you feel that you are "clumsy", especially if that's because people have been calling you that since you were about four, it may actually be because you're (subconsciously, without awareness) tensing all of your muscles all the time because of CPTSD, which in turn makes it hard to move.
What doctors said: I never thought to ask, because I just blamed myself for being broken.
Who actually helped: Nobody, yet; still figuring this one out (though it's related to some of the others). - Sleep apnea and (C)PTSD are related. After dealing with the aforementioned breathing issues, I was able to switch back from a full-face mask to a nasal mask on my BiPAP (a form of CPAP). (Full-face masks are unpleasant for me because they make my mouth drier, even when using a heated humidifier that's integrated into the machine and a room humidifier (also I live in a desert), and then I wake up, which defeats the purpose of CPAP.)
What doctors said about it: when I asked if there was anything better than CPAP out there, these days: "In your dreams, homeboy."
Who actually helped: I figured this out on my own after #2 happened.

This post could be summarized as: Why, Even Though I've Been Thinking For Years About Maybe Going to Medical School, I'm Now More Interested in Becoming a Nurse Practitioner. In any case, I am not a medical professional so this is all just me sharing my experience with no guarantee that any of it will work for, or be relevant to you, even if you happen to have some of the same issues. It's a little like the GPL.