Manliness

[tim]

barista: "I like the way you touch my monkey."
guy: "It's very cute."
[...]
guy: "My wife doesn't let me say 'cute', because she thinks it's unmanly. So I try to say it as much as possible when she's not around."
[...]
barista: "I have a question. Do you think it's manly to let your wife tell you what words you can say?"

Comments

that's one for the euphemism books

[talia_et_alia]

..."I like the way you touch my monkey." ?!?

Re: that's one for the euphemism books

[tim]

The guy was stroking a little plastic monkey sitting on the cash register. But I thought it was funnier to leave that part out.