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tim1. Forgetting to clean the lint filter in the dryer and starting a fire in the laundry room.
2. Gingivitis.
3. Stevens-Johnson syndrome.
4. Unpaid library fines.
5. Getting botulism from canned food.
6. Getting cancer from having to go through airport body scanners, even though I have TSA Precheck
7. Getting salmonella from drinking a cocktail with raw egg white in it.
8. Splinters.
9. My cats getting rabies, even though they're vaccinated and don't go outside.
10. Defamation lawsuits.
11. Making a mistake on my taxes.
12. Toenail fungus.
13. Eating the wrong part of rhubarb.
14. Amtrak derailments.
15. Getting falsely accused of sexual harassment.
16. Sunspots causing bugs in my code.
17. Not understanding IEEE floating point.
18. Celery.
19. Split ends.
20. Stepping on a power cord.
2. Gingivitis.
3. Stevens-Johnson syndrome.
4. Unpaid library fines.
5. Getting botulism from canned food.
6. Getting cancer from having to go through airport body scanners, even though I have TSA Precheck
7. Getting salmonella from drinking a cocktail with raw egg white in it.
8. Splinters.
9. My cats getting rabies, even though they're vaccinated and don't go outside.
10. Defamation lawsuits.
11. Making a mistake on my taxes.
12. Toenail fungus.
13. Eating the wrong part of rhubarb.
14. Amtrak derailments.
15. Getting falsely accused of sexual harassment.
16. Sunspots causing bugs in my code.
17. Not understanding IEEE floating point.
18. Celery.
19. Split ends.
20. Stepping on a power cord.
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Date: 2015-03-09 11:54 pm (UTC)