"This decade" memoid

2000 - In college, learned Haskell, applied to grad schools.
2001 - Graduated college, got married, moved to Berkeley, started grad school.
2002 - In grad school, failed prelim, realized I couldn't finish at Berkeley.
2003 - Failed prelim two more times, wrote master's thesis.
2004 - Received master's degree, got first full-time job, got second full-time job, got accepted to Cambridge.
2005 - Got third full-time job, went back to Berkeley in the iSchool program instead of going to Cambridge.
2006 - Dropped out of iSchool, interned at Grammatech, interned at Microsoft Research.
2007 - Transitioned, worked at FNMOC, quit FNMOC, got into PSU, moved to Portland.
2008 - Got divorced, wrote first conference paper, got first paper rejection, remained in grad school.
2009 - Passed comprehensive exam, got top surgery, submitted second conference paper.

I'm aspiring for:
2010 - Propose dissertation, bike across country.