tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887 Taking metaphors too far since 1995 Tim Chevalier 2015-12-24T17:54:34Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887:1991129 2015-12-24T17:54:34Z 2015-12-24T17:54:34Z public 0 "Well, Jesus was a homeless lad<br />With an unwed mother and an absent dad<br />And I really don't think he would have gotten that far<br />If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />When Jesus taught the people he<br />Would never charge a tuition fee<br />He just took some fishes and some bread<br />And made up free school lunches instead<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That long-haired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />He healed the blind and made them see<br />He brought the lame folks to their feet<br />Rich and poor, any time, anywhere<br />Just pioneering that free health care<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus hung with a low-life crowd<br />But those working stiffs sure did him proud<br />Some were murderers, thieves and whores<br />But at least they didn't do it as legislators<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus lived in troubled times<br />the religious right was on the rise<br />Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?<br />Separation of church and state.<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Sometimes I fall into deep despair<br />When I hear those hypocrites on the air<br />But every Sunday gives me hope<br />When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope<br />Are all singing out their praises to<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />They're all singing out their praises to....<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew."<br /><br />-- Hugh Blumenfeld<br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1_v9tz2nxvs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=tim&ditemid=1991129" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887:1867405 2014-12-25T08:34:11Z 2014-12-25T08:34:31Z public 2 "Well, Jesus was a homeless lad<br />With an unwed mother and an absent dad<br />And I really don't think he would have gotten that far<br />If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />When Jesus taught the people he<br />Would never charge a tuition fee<br />He just took some fishes and some bread<br />And made up free school lunches instead<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That long-haired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />He healed the blind and made them see<br />He brought the lame folks to their feet<br />Rich and poor, any time, anywhere<br />Just pioneering that free health care<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus hung with a low-life crowd<br />But those working stiffs sure did him proud<br />Some were murderers, thieves and whores<br />But at least they didn't do it as legislators<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus lived in troubled times<br />the religious right was on the rise<br />Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?<br />Separation of church and state.<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Sometimes I fall into deep despair<br />When I hear those hypocrites on the air<br />But every Sunday gives me hope<br />When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope<br />Are all singing out their praises to<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />They're all singing out their praises to....<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew."<br /><br />-- Hugh Blumenfeld<br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1_v9tz2nxvs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=tim&ditemid=1867405" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887:1839324 2013-12-25T18:37:17Z 2013-12-25T18:37:55Z public 3 Well, Jesus was a homeless lad<br />With an unwed mother and an absent dad<br />And I really don't think he would have gotten that far<br />If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />When Jesus taught the people he<br />Would never charge a tuition fee<br />He just took some fishes and some bread<br />And made up free school lunches instead<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That long-haired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />He healed the blind and made them see<br />He brought the lame folks to their feet<br />Rich and poor, any time, anywhere<br />Just pioneering that free health care<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus hung with a low-life crowd<br />But those working stiffs sure did him proud<br />Some were murderers, thieves and whores<br />But at least they didn't do it as legislators<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus lived in troubled times<br />the religious right was on the rise<br />Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?<br />Separation of church and state.<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Sometimes I fall into deep despair<br />When I hear those hypocrites on the air<br />But every Sunday gives me hope<br />When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope<br />Are all singing out their praises to<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />They're all singing out their praises to....<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />-- Hugh Blumenfeld<br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1_v9tz2nxvs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=tim&ditemid=1839324" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887:1777762 2012-12-25T08:56:20Z 2012-12-25T08:56:29Z http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_v9tz2nxvs public 2 Well, Jesus was a homeless lad<br />With an unwed mother and an absent dad<br />And I really don't think he would have gotten that far<br />If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />When Jesus taught the people he<br />Would never charge a tuition fee<br />He just took some fishes and some bread<br />And made up free school lunches instead<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That long-haired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />He healed the blind and made them see<br />He brought the lame folks to their feet<br />Rich and poor, any time, anywhere<br />Just pioneering that free health care<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus hung with a low-life crowd<br />But those working stiffs sure did him proud<br />Some were murderers, thieves and whores<br />But at least they didn't do it as legislators<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus lived in troubled times<br />the religious right was on the rise<br />Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?<br />Separation of church and state.<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Sometimes I fall into deep despair<br />When I hear those hypocrites on the air<br />But every Sunday gives me hope<br />When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope<br />Are all singing out their praises to<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />They're all singing out their praises to....<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />-- Hugh Blumenfeld<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=tim&ditemid=1777762" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887:1733064 2011-12-24T17:56:37Z 2011-12-24T17:56:37Z public 1 Well, Jesus was a homeless lad<br />With an unwed mother and an absent dad<br />And I really don't think he would have gotten that far<br />If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />When Jesus taught the people he<br />Would never charge a tuition fee<br />He just took some fishes and some bread<br />And made up free school lunches instead<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That long-haired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />He healed the blind and made them see<br />He brought the lame folks to their feet<br />Rich and poor, any time, anywhere<br />Just pioneering that free health care<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus hung with a low-life crowd<br />But those working stiffs sure did him proud<br />Some were murderers, thieves and whores<br />But at least they didn't do it as legislators<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus lived in troubled times<br />the religious right was on the rise<br />Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?<br />Separation of church and state.<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Sometimes I fall into deep despair<br />When I hear those hypocrites on the air<br />But every Sunday gives me hope<br />When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope<br />Are all singing out their praises to<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />They're all singing out their praises to....<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />-- Hugh Blumenfeld<br /><br />Music: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_v9tz2nxvs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_v9tz2nxvs</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=tim&ditemid=1733064" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:234887:1677096 2009-12-25T02:06:44Z 2009-12-25T02:06:44Z public 1 I've posted this before, but it really can't be repeated too many times.<br /><br />Well, Jesus was a homeless lad<br />With an unwed mother and an absent dad<br />And I really don't think he would have gotten that far<br />If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />When Jesus taught the people he<br />Would never charge a tuition fee<br />He just took some fishes and some bread<br />And made up free school lunches instead<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That long-haired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />He healed the blind and made them see<br />He brought the lame folks to their feet<br />Rich and poor, any time, anywhere<br />Just pioneering that free health care<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus hung with a low-life crowd<br />But those working stiffs sure did him proud<br />Some were murderers, thieves and whores<br />But at least they didn't do it as legislators<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Jesus lived in troubled times<br />the religious right was on the rise<br />Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?<br />Separation of church and state.<br />So let's all sing out praises to<br />That longhaired radical socialist Jew<br /><br />Sometimes I fall into deep despair<br />When I hear those hypocrites on the air<br />But every Sunday gives me hope<br />When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope<br />Are all singing out their praises to<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />They're all singing out their praises to....<br />Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.<br /><br />-- Hugh Blumenfeld<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=tim&ditemid=1677096" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments