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timWell, I got my twitter archive, and after checking the contents into a private github repo, I figured that the best use of the next few hours (over a few days) would be to choose my favorite tweet per month that I've used Twitter. In 2010 I pretty much only @-replied to a few people and didn't make any new tweets, but then in March 2011 when I started at Mozilla, I started using it more.
Just pasting the raw results since I've already spent enough time on this :-)
July 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@safiiru: If it makes you feel any better, I'm older than you and I don't have a PhD yet either.
August 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@safiiru Yeah, you've probably seen me rant before about how computer scientists don't seem to understand not wanting to be evil.
September 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@pigworker I can really only approve of anything that discourages reddit commenting.
October 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg Nah, to really be adults you have to buy your own SUV b/c you never know when you'll need to move furniture. Also, a house.
November 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg "Restart Scripting" under the Proof General menu. The general gets unhappy when you don't do that every couple hours.
December 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg Fortunately, business lost from clothing-sharing lesbians is more than made up for by gay men. #stereotypesthelanguageofhate
January 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@safiiru Wow, same for me -- and many of them appear to enjoy Orson Scott Card. This can't be good.
February 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@ccshan Definitely! I would much rather see 140 characters of sniping than hear a carefully-prepared talk summarizing years of research.
March 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg It's the old HRC tune: "lip service gladly given, but safety requires avoiding actual activism."
April 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Why do I still read #reddit? I like to think of it as fuzz testing for my belief system.
May 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Thinking that "don't trust whitey" is the best advice I've gotten lately.
June 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
3 hours in, already overheard a guy on the 12-Sandy enthusiastically recounting his meth cooking experiences. Well-done, Portland.
July 11
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@heinousbitca My give a damn has a bent derailleur, needs a headset overhaul, and is missing twelve (12) spokes.
August 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
In reality, my hobbies look something like 'surviving clinical depression' and 'resisting kyriarchy'. Neither has gotten me a job yet.
September 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
It's not so much a 'goodbye' as a 'smell ya later'.
October 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Now it can be told: I'm starting a job as a software engineer in #mozilla Research, working on @rustlang and other things, Jan. 2, 2012.
November 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
I've never had a way with women, but the hills of Iowa make me wish I was in Chicago already. Broken air hose, my ass. #amtrak
December 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, 2011
January 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
/* It's shit like this */
February 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
FYI, I am still dead. If you need/want anything from me, you'll have to wait for my resurrection. [No milestone]
March 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Someday, I'll work someplace where professionalism is the norm, not resented as repression of white dudes' free speech.
April 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Pantsless in Klamath Falls
May 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Sometimes, I like to mix a very small quantity of a substance in water and dilute it repeatedly. But just for fun. No homeo.
June 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Revised list of things I care about: trans feminism, cats, compile-time error detection, public transit, talking about my vagina
July 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
About to have surgery. If I die, mark all my open Rust issues as WONTFIX in memoriam.
August 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
What if I'm just pretending to be an imposter and I'm actually competent? *What if someone finds out???*
September 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
The central conflict of life is resolving the tension between not giving a fuck and giving a fuck.
October 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
I've got 99 problems and health insurance covers 80% of them.
November 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@zacharyzsparks @drymangobird Separate processes for separate tabs. Separate butts for separate buttplugs.
December 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Has anyone thought about how many lost hours of doing nothing the desire to satisfy capitalist productivity expectations has caused?
January 2013
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@alleynoir @ksej @AmyDentata I'd prefer a sustainably wildcrafted, ethically harvested artisanal penis.
Just pasting the raw results since I've already spent enough time on this :-)
July 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@safiiru: If it makes you feel any better, I'm older than you and I don't have a PhD yet either.
August 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@safiiru Yeah, you've probably seen me rant before about how computer scientists don't seem to understand not wanting to be evil.
September 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@pigworker I can really only approve of anything that discourages reddit commenting.
October 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg Nah, to really be adults you have to buy your own SUV b/c you never know when you'll need to move furniture. Also, a house.
November 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg "Restart Scripting" under the Proof General menu. The general gets unhappy when you don't do that every couple hours.
December 2010
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg Fortunately, business lost from clothing-sharing lesbians is more than made up for by gay men. #stereotypesthelanguageofhate
January 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@safiiru Wow, same for me -- and many of them appear to enjoy Orson Scott Card. This can't be good.
February 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@ccshan Definitely! I would much rather see 140 characters of sniping than hear a carefully-prepared talk summarizing years of research.
March 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@cayleehogg It's the old HRC tune: "lip service gladly given, but safety requires avoiding actual activism."
April 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Why do I still read #reddit? I like to think of it as fuzz testing for my belief system.
May 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Thinking that "don't trust whitey" is the best advice I've gotten lately.
June 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
3 hours in, already overheard a guy on the 12-Sandy enthusiastically recounting his meth cooking experiences. Well-done, Portland.
July 11
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@heinousbitca My give a damn has a bent derailleur, needs a headset overhaul, and is missing twelve (12) spokes.
August 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
In reality, my hobbies look something like 'surviving clinical depression' and 'resisting kyriarchy'. Neither has gotten me a job yet.
September 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
It's not so much a 'goodbye' as a 'smell ya later'.
October 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Now it can be told: I'm starting a job as a software engineer in #mozilla Research, working on @rustlang and other things, Jan. 2, 2012.
November 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
I've never had a way with women, but the hills of Iowa make me wish I was in Chicago already. Broken air hose, my ass. #amtrak
December 2011
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, 2011
January 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
/* It's shit like this */
February 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
FYI, I am still dead. If you need/want anything from me, you'll have to wait for my resurrection. [No milestone]
March 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Someday, I'll work someplace where professionalism is the norm, not resented as repression of white dudes' free speech.
April 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Pantsless in Klamath Falls
May 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Sometimes, I like to mix a very small quantity of a substance in water and dilute it repeatedly. But just for fun. No homeo.
June 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Revised list of things I care about: trans feminism, cats, compile-time error detection, public transit, talking about my vagina
July 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
About to have surgery. If I die, mark all my open Rust issues as WONTFIX in memoriam.
August 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
What if I'm just pretending to be an imposter and I'm actually competent? *What if someone finds out???*
September 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
The central conflict of life is resolving the tension between not giving a fuck and giving a fuck.
October 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
I've got 99 problems and health insurance covers 80% of them.
November 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@zacharyzsparks @drymangobird Separate processes for separate tabs. Separate butts for separate buttplugs.
December 2012
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
Has anyone thought about how many lost hours of doing nothing the desire to satisfy capitalist productivity expectations has caused?
January 2013
https://twitter.com/eassumption/statuse
@alleynoir @ksej @AmyDentata I'd prefer a sustainably wildcrafted, ethically harvested artisanal penis.
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Date: 2013-02-18 05:38 am (UTC)Cracking up now.
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