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Emphasis added.
from hr@[REDACTED].us
to
date Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 8:22 AM
subject SQL CONSULTANT REQUIRED****

Hi ,



*Greetings !!!*



This is * RON* from *PQR Consulting*. We are a Software Developing and Information Management organization providing most talented staffing solutions and services with offices at New Jersey and Tennessee.



We welcome Graduates with a valid work permit like* F1(OPT), CPT, H1B, EAD to come on board to take up a challenging position of a *Programmer Analyst* to work on Front End and Back End positions or for Support.

Selected Candidates will be trained for a short period of time on Siebel Technologies and will be deployed on our Project.


Kindly forward your updated resume to me or call me at [REDACTED] to schedule an Interview(Telephonic).



REQ:-


Position: Programmer Analyst/Developer

Location: CA

Rate: 45/Hr Corp to Corp

Duration: 2 years

Start date: Immediate



EXPERIENCE REQUIRED:

VERY LITTLE IT EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.The guy must be mature enough to understand how to behave at client side.



Knoweldge of SQL Technology is must****



There will be a 2 week training and then placement in one of the projects in WA,CA,MO and NJ where we have good hold.



After training you will be placed at the Client side and then the billing will start.



There will be a basic INTERVIEW to evaluate your basic IT skills,no other SCREENING,no other PRE SCREENING. Candidate WILL BE DIRECTLY INTO THE PROJECT.



Other Criteria is:



Candidate must have a US DL

Candidate must know how to drive in USA.

Candidate must be on EAD or H1 or OPT or CPT( No GC or Citizens needed)

Candidate must have SSN.



Ron
[REDACTED]

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Date: 2011-01-21 07:59 pm (UTC)
lileyo: A Red-headed Woodpecker, perched on a wooden stump and cocking its head. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lileyo
Wow. That's the most unprofessional job recruitment I've ever seen. I imagine worse ones still exist, but I probably avoid the places they'd show up.

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Date: 2011-01-22 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] calculus_of_destructions
Oh wow, I wonder if The Guy is allowed to be a lady or not? Does being a lady with a lady-brain disqualify you from being The Guy? I think a shorter version of this recruitment e-mail should have been

"ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO BE THE SQL CONSULTANT GUY!!1 LOVE, RON"

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Date: 2011-01-22 06:10 am (UTC)
luinied: I'm just going to assume it's destroying Tokyo. (rage)
From: [personal profile] luinied
No GC or Citizens needed

In addition to everything else that's wrong with that email, does Ron really think that the people he's looking for won't see this clause as "we're going to exploit the fuck out of you"?

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Date: 2011-01-23 03:01 am (UTC)
juli: hill, guardrail, bright blue sky (Default)
From: [personal profile] juli
And isn't that explicitly illegal?

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Date: 2011-03-24 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cesarioviola
One wonders whether having an income would be worth having to work with Ron.

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Date: 2011-01-22 07:31 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lindseykuper.livejournal.com
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

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Date: 2011-03-12 05:04 am (UTC)
adularia: Photo of me, in black and white, with my glasses tilted. (Default)
From: [personal profile] adularia
I don't even know where to start. The "(Telephonic)" bit, I think.

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