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"- Please have all pets alive or properly taxidermied. - (Long story to that one...)"

From the same ad:
"I've got my rough edges but for the most part I've grown enough that they are smoothed over. I guess you could say I'm somewhat wise to the ways of the world. No, I am not Hispanic. :P

I am female. I am not interested in males. I am likewise not interested in lesbians or feminists, sorry. :)"
(No, it doesn't make any more sense in context.)

Subject line: "im not god"
"i want to live with female im 22 and a male im not 75

i want to share rent equalling not make you a sex slave

the reason i want to live with female is the same resaon you dont want to live with guys are creeping and wiered
i promise i wont steel you clothes have my cusin come over stell your laptop
go into violent fits of rage for no reaosn bring under age girls over to drink and do drugs "

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Date: 2009-08-20 06:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jpallan.livejournal.com
In watching the Daily Show last night (an old episode), they pointed out that the reason that newspapers are failing is that their classified advertising departments stoically refuse to publish ads like these:

57-year-old man looking for NSA shemale scat gang bang
please be height/weight appropriate, near 2/3 subway line
NO FREAKS
Sounds a good a reason as any to me ...

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Date: 2009-08-20 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wkfauna.livejournal.com
I bet the rough edges girl means to say "I don't want to room with anyone who might be sexually attracted to me", but if so is overgeneralizing on some categories and missing a few other categories.

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Date: 2009-08-20 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wkfauna.livejournal.com
Yeah she seems annoying. I bet it has to do with the whole "I don't fit any stereotypes", and in her mind "wise" \simeq "Hispanic" modulo stereotyping.

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Date: 2009-08-20 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wkfauna.livejournal.com
Im in ur craigzlist deciphering ur nonsensez

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